It's cool, I'm with the band.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Just say no. Jean on Jean of the week.

Triple Jean.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Another two Michaels with issues.

"Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you."
- Wet Hot American Summer.

This summer looks dry as 'Coop' (Michael Showalter) and 'McKinley' (Michael Ian Black) continue the humor and will come out with their T.V. series called "Michael and Michael Have Issues" next week.

Watch W.H.A.S first, then take a look at the series preview for yourself.

Michael & Michael Have Issues

Premieres Wed, July 15, 10:30pm / 9:30c

Preview - Greg the Intern

http://www.comedycentral.com/

Joke of the Day

Stand-Up Comedy

Free Online Games

Nostalgic for New York

In my disposable camera days, I was threatened by a passerby to not take photos in the subway. Alas, there was no consequence. Do you know which subway stop this is?

Here's to unemployment.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Just Toast and Hashbrowns no eggs, please.

This resume was submitted to a high end restaurant in Portland, Oregon. Little Miss Sissy was wearing a Hello Kitty backpack and was very serious about finding work in the area. She also wanted to be sure you know that her middle name is Peaches. Do read on.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Politically tone deaf

"If this is geared for her run for the presidency in 2012, it is one of the most politically tone deaf decisions that we've seen"
- Stuart Roy, a Republican consultant on Sarah Palin's decision to step down as Alaska's Governor.

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Other Republican Posts:
When all else fails
McCain can't pole dance
The truth comes out
History books are the new Calvin and Hobbs

Saturday, July 4, 2009

God Recess America!

Happy 4th of July!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Pit Stop to Portland

Welcome to the Pacific Northwest. Portland, Oregon.

What better time to explore with 93 degree weather, hills and green.

New York, the 30 days of rain just didn't cut it for me.

Brooklyn Park Pub, Brooklyn.
$3.50 Whisky Ginger.

Broder, Clinton Street
Swedish food, amazing.

Bowling on Powell.
Bar. Double doors lead to pitchers of beer.Fire on the mountain, East Burnside.
Sweet BBQ, Jamaican Jerk, Hot, Raspberry Sauce.A concept. Public Bus.Dive Bar Clinton Street.
So true.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Who's Bad?

Finally, some propaganda with style.
Michael Jackson Style.

Cut & Sewn has an exclusive series of MJ tribute shirts. Only for a limited time, catch 'em while you can!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Next Queen of Pop: Come On, Come On.

It's draining. It's exhausting. Mourning is hard to do.

After a 48 hour binge fest of boozing and dancing to the Michael Jackson loop in every bar and near every radio, nobody wants to see wanna-be-vampire-hipsters dancing in the clubs ever again.

The world and its wounds are finally "healed." Who will be the next international King of Pop?

What's next in the American world of nonsense?

Michael Jackson followed legend Elvis Presley's exit by leaving major debt behind. So major that it is believed to be between $100-$400 million.

Let's do it Obama style. It's time to look toward a brighter future and a more successful successor.

May I introduce to you a recession special that will take our bank accounts out of the gutter!

Introducing the alternative to MJ's Neverland Ranch! I present the Hello Kitty Resort!

Located in Taiwan, Ms. Kitty's palace is just a small reflection of her world wide worth. According to Taiwan Today, in Taiwan’s $50 billion doll craze, the reigning king of dolls is widely considered to be Hello Kitty.

Ms. Kitty also comes with her debut album on Lakeshore Records. Released in October of last year, the album comes with eleven pop tunes including the first single, "Come On, Come On."

Check out Hello Kitty's album on myspace.

Can a cartoon cat succeed MJ? I don't see why not.